What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Do happily married husbands cheat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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